From Baby to Babe Magnet

I think my oldest son has become a Babe Magnet.

Okay, I can handle that (maybe), but I just have one little-bitty question.

--Where were all the cute, perky girls when he was a studious, lonely kid in high school ??

--Where were the hot chicks when he was struggling with two jobs while going to college full-time trying to earn two degrees ??

--Where were all the 'interested' women when he was working a full-time night job plus teaching History during the day at the university??

--Where were They when he was in Law School with barely a nickel to his name ??

I don't know where all those girls/chicks/ladies/women were back then, but I sure as hell know where they are now.

They're in Boston-- chasing my son !!

Bees to a Honey with Money.